Title: Activate! (Part II)
Rating: G
Verse: G1 (Magical!Bots AU)
Warnings: Crack!
Summary: Even the rulers of the sky cannot avoid the sparkles.
Note: Timeline is here.

( In which Jet Judo is so much more fun with sparkles. )

Title: Twisted Tales: Shorty and the Beast (Part 9 - I won't even be mildly remorseful)
Rating: G
Verse: G1ish?
Character: Smokescreen, Jazz
Warnings: AU.  Crack.
Summary: Once-upon-a-times and might-have-beens paint a story most fair.  A beauty stalks a tower in a guise most foul, and only one bot has optics to see past the grisly exterior.

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Title: Twisted Tales: Shorty and the Beast (Part 8 - Jazz's Plan)
Rating: G
Verse: G1ish?
Character: Smokescreen, Jazz
Warnings: AU.  Crack. 
Summary: Once-upon-a-times and might-have-beens paint a story most fair.  A beauty stalks a tower in a guise most foul, and only one bot has optics to see past the grisly exterior.

Part 1       Part 6
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The entrance to the Tower held some shelter in the form of a wide overhang, but it was still bitterly cold.  Smokescreen revved his engine in an effort to warm himself up, and then transformed to root mode.  Mud and rain dripped down on to the clean stone porch and he winced at the mess.  Hopefully whoever owns this place isn’t too upset with the ( Read more... )

But, slag it, this was supposed to be a short-cut, and there was no way he was just going to give up now.

It had all seemed so simple when he’d thought of it.  He was running late; he’d spent too much time in the city with too little to show for it.  But he’d thought for sure that a few judicious speculations would bolster the meager earnings that ( Read more... )